有那么一点点搞笑!

一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告：
"兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！！"
（翻译：同志们，乡民们，注意吧！不要讲话，现在开会啦！！）
县长讲完后，主持人说："咸菜请香肠酱瓜！"
（翻译：现在请乡长讲话！）
乡长说："兔子们，今天的饭狗吃了，大家都是大王八！"
（翻译：同志们，今天的饭够吃了，大家都使大碗吧！）
"不要酱瓜，我捡个狗屎给你们舔舔。。。"
（翻译：不要讲话，我讲个故事给你们听听。。。）
桃源话很奇特，尾音很高，比如"局"，便发音成了"猪"。
先到县委宣传部，联系到人事局采访。宣传部的人打电话替我预约，用免提。
宣传部："喂，你人是猪吗？（人事局）"
对方："不是，你搞错了。我不是人是猪（人事局），我娘是猪（粮食局）。"
我拼命忍住笑，肚子都疼了。
第二天参加一个县政府的汇报会。会前点名。
主持人："哪些单位到了？"
于是参会者一个个地自报家门：
"我是公阉猪（公安局）。"
"我叫肉猪（教育局）。"
"我有点猪（邮电局）。"
"我是典型猪（电信局）
提前祝圣诞快乐！生意兴隆！笑口长开！！！

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